I have a friend named Mandy Knott
Born of lordly pedigree
She's smart and nice and also hot
Another friend is Andrew Found
Who with her was all entranced
But ugly, broke and somewhat round
He had no chance.
Now as true love will often do
Not a single word was said:
But Andy and Amanda knew
That they would wed.
Their surnames joined, a babe was born
With my years of wisdom sage
I told them what to name their spawn
"Please name her Paige."