PROBABLE Prediction 2023.1 ![[PENDING]](../watch.gif)
Submitted 13th April, 1996 by Corey Newman
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Prediction:
Newt Gingrich will be eaten by his own asshole on national tv.
Objective measurement:
We'll all get to watch the wretched mess happen.
When:
before 2023
Why:
He's been talking out of his ass so long, it's bound to need to inhale sooner or later.
Further comments:
Maybe as an inverted syphincter he'll be more pleasant and charismatic
Follow-ups: